I have been posting some serious stuff lately so I have decided to go a different direction with this post . It is ok to be serious but I need laughter to balance my life out. I have to talk about random shit just to crack myself up. Anyone who knows, knows that I am one of the most optimistic people you will ever meet. I have to keep that person in the front.
I am also a weird person .I say this because I am from Michigan and I can not stand Vernors pop. I can’t stand smores either. I don’t like root beer floats either.
I don’t dip or dunk anything in to any liquid of any sort No dunking of my oreos in my milk or my donuts in my coffee. I can’t stomach the soggy shit. Hell I don’t twist and turn my oreos so I can scrap off the cream of the inside of the oreo.
I have to have a cut up banana in my frosted flakes cereal..I have to have a teaspoon of sugar in my raisin bran. I totally believe in the perfect cereal and milk ratio. I, myself, have an extremely low milk to cereal ratio. I don’t like to try new foods and I will stick to the tried and true..I am a creature of habit.
Give me a faygo red pop or a frozen coke and I am in heaven. Throw in a package of sweet and hot jerkey into that mix and we are friends for life. If you don’t have that then give me some pickled bologna and really sharp cheddar cheese and man… Lol..
I can eat pounds and pounds of blueberries and concord grapes and not be affected. (you know what I mean by that statement).. There is no other taste than that of the morel mushroom. .Oh and smelt
I could eat tacos or nachos for every meal..
I absolutely love goulash and chili. Oh and soup of any kind..I can’t stand ketchup. Li I said before I cannot stand to dip anything in to anything.
I prefer my pizza cold .
I really don’t do leftovers however, there are those exceptions.
Calling me a bitch is one of the biggest compliments you can ever give me but you call me a cu*t and I see black and I will knock your ass out and not remember a frickin thing.
I love confrontation and will not back away from a fight. I am the queen of sarcasm. And thrive on knocking someone’s dick in the dirt. I despise bullying or domestic violence .I have quite a few credit cards so I am not afraid of the jail time.
I am so a dedicated friend who will have your back but fuck me over and .. Well….