Boy that sure will get someones attention now won’t it? Please know that I am not willing to share either one of those with anyone. I am extremely greedy when it comes to my chocolate. I would not wish the disease on anyone either. You may be asking if I would wish it on my worst enemy and I would have to say No, because I have other ideas for them.
You see there are support groups and medications for MS. It helps ease the flares and triggers, some. I want my enemies to to have something like flaming hemorrhoids (actual flames!) that will not ever ease up no matter what they use. If they get any fluid on them, it will burn worse. Kinda like getting rubbing alcohol in a paper cut.
Did I fail to tell you that I am vindictive? LOL… LOL Yeah it’s a curse that I have come by naturally. These are just thoughts, you should hear what I have actually done to someone who has crossed me… Yes I admit my thoughts are dark but I am entitled. You would want to be my friend, trust me.
So I seem to have gotten off the subject. I hate when that happens.
Oh yeah, I have MS.
MS has its good points and its bad points. Granted there are more bad than good. But I am going to tell you about the good ones. I think that it is important for you to understand that I do embrace this disease. It is a part of my life whether I like it or not.
MS gives me the excuse to take a nap. In fact it gives me the excuse to take a lot of naps. Unfortunately I can’t because I have insomnia. Lol… But I do have those days when I overdo it and I may sleep over the next day. Or should I say over sleep? Well you know what I mean.
MS allows me the opportunity to get out of things that I don’t want to do. It is my own permanent personal hand written note from my mom so to speak. “Please excuse Wendy from blah blah blah because she has MS”. I can do it if I want to or if I can, it is solely up to me. ME!!!! 🙂
Then there is my newly created excuse. It is one that was brought to my attention by a bestest friend. It was said that I earned it and it should be titled “my fuck it”. We have an extra bedroom and it my craft room. Yet it also serves as a guest bedroom. I have to rearrange things when we have family come to our house for a few days. Generally I don’t mind but I haven’t been able to get into my craft room for a while now.
We have decided that because of my health issues, we are not able to entertain certain family members. I am not sorry about this decision and I will use this as a gift,if you will. My hubby is merely protecting me from things too. I can’t entertain nor can I do much. But I am not feeling guilty about it either. Fuck it!!!
I have MS and I have an attitude to match!!!
To be continued…… Lol